Corn Shoughers Keep Rolling While American Idol Wins Ugly

Three weeks into the 2026 season and the Glory Days FFL standings are already lying to us. American Idol sits at a pristine 3-0 despite scoring a league-worst-among-the-unbeaten 276.8 points for, extending their winning streak to four straight after a 87.4-77.18 squeaker over titysprinkles2. Somewhere, Foosball is the Devil - 2-1, but sitting on a gaudy 413.3 points for, tops in the league - is screaming into a pillow about the injustice of it all.

Speaking of Foosball, they were on the wrong end of this week's action, falling to 2 Yards Under 144.48-130.7. 2 Yards Under themselves now sit 2-1 with 401.0 points for, proving they can hang with anybody - they just occasionally forget to actually win.

Blowout of the Week

I am so SMRT, D'OH put on a clinic, demolishing Even Bauce Can Beat WV 151.38-122.98, a 28.4-point beatdown. That's win number three in a row for SMRT D'OH, while Even Bauce extends their own miserable streak to four straight losses. At 0-3, Even Bauce still has 322.2 points for - more than several teams with winning records. Fantasy football does not care about your feelings, or your schedule, apparently.

Nail-Biter of the Week

Stinky Bastards edged Kardiac Kids 106.76-103.64, a margin of just 3.1 points - the kind of finish that ages an owner ten years in real time. Kardiac Kids drop to 1-2, living up to the name.

Around the League

• Corn Shoughers stayed unbeaten at 3-0, knocking off Hands Holzberger 88.86-80.1 to push their win streak to four. Hands Holzberger falls to 1-2, now losers of three straight.
• BourbonBandits handled Bush League 103.72-85.94, their third consecutive win. Bush League, meanwhile, is mired in a four-game skid and sits winless at 0-3.
• titysprinkles2 dropped to 1-2 and has now lost three in a row after the loss to American Idol.

Records, streaks, and points-for reflect results through Week 3 of the 2026 season.