Corn Shoughers Won't Stop, Bush League Can't Start

Four weeks into the 2026 season and the Corn Shoughers are starting to look less like a fantasy team and more like a weather system you can't stop. They rolled past 2 Yards Under 132.82-118.52 to push their win streak to five straight and improve to 4-0, now sitting atop the league with 468.6 points for. Nobody else in this league is unbeaten, and at this rate nobody else is going to be.

Meanwhile, at the absolute bottom of the standings, Bush League fell to I am so SMRT, D'OH 123.62-102.4, stretching their own streak to five games - except theirs points the wrong direction. 0-4, and the loss streak just keeps compounding like bad interest. On the flip side, I am so SMRT, D'OH keeps rolling right along with them, now riding a four-game win streak of their own and sitting pretty at 3-1.

Blowout of the Week

Foosball is the Devil put the league on notice with a 27.1-point beatdown of titysprinkles2, 102.68-75.58. That loss extends titysprinkles2's skid to four straight, and at 1-3 the vibes are not good. Foosball, on the other hand, improves to 3-1 with 515.9 points for - the most in the league. Somebody tell the Corn Shoughers they've got company.

Nail-Biter of the Week

Even Bauce Can Beat WV squeaked past American Idol by a mere 10.6 points, winning it 116.38-105.78. It wasn't enough to erase the bigger picture - Even Bauce is still just 1-3 on the year - but a win's a win, especially for a team that needed one badly.

Around the League

Hands Holzberger handled Kardiac Kids 101.76-84.9, extending Kardiac Kids' losing streak to three games and dropping them to 1-3. Hands moves to 2-2 on the season.

Stinky Bastards took care of business against BourbonBandits, 123.92-107.12, running their win streak to three games and climbing to 2-2. BourbonBandits slide to 2-2 as well, proof that this middle tier of the standings is as crowded as a Week 4 waiver wire.

Standings Check

Four teams now sit above .500 - Corn Shoughers, American Idol, I am so SMRT D'OH, and Foosball is the Devil - while Bush League stands alone at the bottom, still searching for win number one. Everybody else is jammed into the muddy middle at 2-2, which means the next few weeks are going to decide who's building a case and who's just treading water.

All records, scores, and streaks reflect results through Week 4 of the 2026 season.