Foosball Feasts, Bush League Bleeds: Week 2 Carnage
Three teams roll to 2-0, three teams sink to 0-2 or worse, and one game came down to less than a field goal.
Week 2 of the Glory Days FFL was not a week for the faint of heart. Somebody named Foosball is the Devil hung 154.8 points on Bush League, three teams are sitting pretty at 2-0, and three others are already staring up from the basement at 0-2. Welcome to the grind.
The Scoreboard
- BourbonBandits beat 2 Yards Under, 109.06-103.38
- American Idol beat Stinky Bastards, 100.68-98.94
- I am so SMRT, D’OH beat Hands Holzberger, 83.78-77.02
- Kardiac Kids beat titysprinkles2, 125.96-75.86
- Corn Shoughers beat Even Bauce Can Beat WV, 124.42-69.52
- Foosball is the Devil beat Bush League, 154.8-82.4
Blowout of the Week
Foosball is the Devil didn't just beat Bush League, they turned them into a cautionary tale, winning by 72.4 points. Bush League now sits at 0-2, and if this keeps up they may want to start scouting kickers off the waiver wire, because nothing else is working.
Nail-Biter of the Week
American Idol survived Stinky Bastards by the slimmest of margins, 1.7 points. That's the kind of win that feels like a loss on the inside but still counts the same in the standings — and Stinky Bastards, now 0-2, will feel every decimal of it.
The Unbeaten Trio
American Idol, Corn Shoughers, and Foosball is the Devil all sit at 2-0. Foosball leads the league in points for with 282.6, Corn Shoughers isn't far behind at 246.9, and American Idol is proving that gritty one-point wins count just the same as blowouts, sitting at 189.4 points for.
Streaks Extended
American Idol, Corn Shoughers, and Foosball is the Devil all carried win streaks into the week and kept them rolling with victories. On the flip side, Bush League, Even Bauce Can Beat WV, and Stinky Bastards all carried loss streaks into the week — and all three lost again. Nobody flipped the script this week. Momentum, for better or worse, is very much still a thing in this league.
Down Below
Bush League, Even Bauce Can Beat WV, and Stinky Bastards round out the winless club. Bush League has actually put up 205.9 points for on the season, which is more than several teams with winning records — cold comfort when your record says 0-2.
Standings, streaks, and scores current through Week 2 of the 2026 season.
Coming up next: the weekly awards column — a lighter, funnier look at the week's best and worst. Expected Wednesday morning.
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