titysprinkles2 Lights Up BourbonBandits While the Rest of the League Sweats Out Monday Night

Week 5 is mostly still breathing, but someone already got buried. titysprinkles2 put BourbonBandits in the ground, 121.24-67.0, a 54.2-point mauling that stands as both the blowout of the week and, technically, the closest game of the week - because it's the only one that's actually over. Everybody else in this league is still biting their nails in front of Monday Night Football.

That win was a nice life raft for titysprinkles2, who entered the week 1-3 and 360.8 points for, bottom of the barrel in both categories. BourbonBandits, meanwhile, sits 2-2 and now has to explain a 67-point no-show to anyone who'll listen.

Standings Check

Corn Shoughers are still the only unbeaten team in the league at 4-0 and a league-best 468.6 points for. Foosball is the Devil (3-1) actually leads the circuit in total scoring with 515.9 points, with American Idol (3-1) and I am so SMRT, D'OH (3-1) breathing down their necks. On the other end, Bush League is still searching for win number one at 0-4, and titysprinkles2's rescue mission tonight only gets them to 1-3.

Monday Night: Five Games, One Prime Time Window

Buckle up, because tonight's Monday Night Football slate is holding the whole league hostage.

• Bush League 111.62 - Corn Shoughers 62.5: Corn Shoughers are undefeated and still trailing by a canyon-sized 49.12 points, with only Josh Allen and Davante Adams left to play. That 4-0 record is about to get a real stress test.
• I am so SMRT, D'OH 121.8 - 2 Yards Under 113.96: The tightest live scoreboard of the night, separated by just 7.84 points, with Puka Nacua and James Cook both still due to tee off for 2 Yards Under.
• American Idol 94.7 - Hands Holzberger 87.68: Only 7.02 points separate these two, and it all comes down to whatever Matthew Stafford does tonight for Hands Holzberger.
• Even Bauce Can Beat WV 127.42 - Kardiac Kids 83.14: A steep 44.28-point hole for Kardiac Kids, who need a monster night out of Kyren Williams just to make this interesting.
• Foosball is the Devil 144.54 - Stinky Bastards 113.16: Stinky Bastards trail by 31.38 and need both Dalton Kincaid and Keon Coleman to go off to climb back into this one.

Five live scoreboards, four undefeated dreams, and a whole lot of refreshing the app during the game. Check back tomorrow to see who survived prime time and who got buried right alongside BourbonBandits.

All scores reflect totals as of Monday morning, prior to Monday Night Football.